Products Babies of all Ages Can Enjoy

So after an innocent conversation with my husband recently, he went into detail about the many uses of baby products by men.  Now, just to let you know, my husband is about as rugged as it gets so for him to explain the uses and why men use baby products was interesting, and I thought I should share with you, if not for useful information, but at least a good laugh.

So you just had an amazing night, wake up for you usual routine in the morning and what do you find, no tissue, but baby wipes instead.  This may freak a girl out, but then you think, I guess he is a real stickler for cleanliness.

In the heat of the moment, anything can happen, but what would you do when you you’re covered in baby oil and no end in sight.  I mean it can be a nice little touch to intimacy, but really, an entire bottle gone and he still wants more?  It is a little off putting, but hey, you have baby wipes right?

So I have not personally used baby powder since I was 5-years-old, but apparently men never stopped using it.  Whether it’s for feet, chaffing or sweat prevention in the private region, it is usually not a good look when you reveal yourself to your partner and white powder is falling to the ground.  It was cute as a child, but as a grown person, it is just ridiculous.  And don’t even think of using baby oil after that, it just creates a weird paste that is hard to clean.  Not even baby wipes can save you then.

Have you ever tried Vaseline?  It is interesting to say the least when getting ready to have relations with your partner and he pulls out Vaseline.  I have asked a few guy friends what is the appeal of this medium and they simply say it is not a messy as baby oil and seems to last longer.

Now the point of this column is to be a bit of informative and hopefully a little humorous as well.  Now I consider myself hip and in the know, but I did not know about this.  I have been married for some time so my interaction with baby products and the opposite sex is almost non-existent, but when I asked my friends, male and female, exactly what is the appeal, they all say the same thing, one they smell good, plain and simple, two, they feel good, no irritation for sensitive skin and finally, it is just cheaper.  I mean a good bottle of personal lubricant is about twelve bucks, foot powder, maybe four bucks, a bottle of baby oil is about two buck and there are always coupons, it’s a recession people, got to save where you can. Now baby wipes can be expensive, I have children, I know, but that clean feeling cannot be matched.

Even celebrities get in on the action, Oscar-nominated actor Terrence Howard has gone on record to say he will not even be interested in a potential mate, unless he knows she uses baby wipes.  Kelly Rowland, former member of Destiny’s Child, has publicly stated that she maintains her sexy glow with baby oil on her legs and Vaseline on her hands at night.

So there you go, ladies and gents, don’t be shy or surprised when you finally get invited over for the first time and he has more baby products than Target.  Its ok, he’s clean, and smells good and at the end of the night you will literally be slipping into the sheets together.

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