Nick Cannon vs. Eminem

Well, well, well. Just when we thought Nick Cannon couldn’t get anymore lame, he proves us wrong. If you haven’t heard about the little issue between Nick and Eminem, then I’ll take a moment to fill you in.

Eminem has a new album coming out called Relapse and he decided to take a stab at an easy target, Nick Cannon by dissing his relationship with wife Mariah Carey in his song “Bagpipes From Bagdad” by implying that he wants her back.

“Nick Cannon better back the f— up,” Em warns the actor/musician on the track. “I’m not playing, I want her back, you punk.”

Later in the song, Em leaves a parting salvo: “Nick Cannon, you pr—, I wish you luck with that f—in’ whore.”(source: MTV)

Nick of course falls into the trap by responding on his blog (the response has been taken down) but other sources such as MTV show his response: “A mediocre (at best) Eminem record that sounds like it was written in 2001,” Cannon blogged. “At first, I thought it was old material that had been dug up from when dude ‘fantasized’ about having a pretend fling with Mariah. … But all of a sudden I hear my name in the verse! My first reaction was like, ‘This is his new sh–? Wow, that’s too bad.’ ”

Nick took it a step further by not only calling Eminem lame, but at the same time calling him out in the lamest of all lame ways by saying, “What type of grown…man lies about getting with a chick? Only Slim Lamey! LOL!”(source: yahoo)

Needless to say, whatever Eminem did, he did it with intellegence. Nick Cannon was the perfect person to use as a target simply because Nick is wack enough to respond. Instead of Nick playing the secure role and just sitting back with his sexy wife living in the moment, he has to fight back and prove that he’s “the man” by attempting to take a stab back at Eminem. Nick, that was a lame attempt and you have done nothing but give good ‘ol Slim Shady more publicity for his up and coming album.

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